Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.
OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.
^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!
(Source : suicidalvampire)
Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.
oh my god.
I would be so skinny!!!
best. idea. in. the. world.!
(Source : tribul4tions)
This fox is just continually unimpressed with everything you have to offer.
what is the evolutionary perk to having a face like that god damn
Bigger predators leave you alone because they can’t stand the mockery and non-verbal put-downs
(Source : rubyvroom)
- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
I’m never going to believe I’m 70, I don’t care what you say…There’s a little cell in my brain that’s never going to believe that…You get the argument ‘Make way for the young kids…And you think, ‘Fuck that, let them make way for themselves. If they’re better than me, they’ll beat me.’
Paul McCartney on turning 70 years old in June of 2012. (via pauliterotica)
(Source : Rolling Stone)
